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Crochet “Squished Squirrel” Coaster – Quirky Desk Decor & Novelty Gift
39.00 $
Protect your desk with a dose of hilarious drama! This artisan-crafted squirrel coaster features a quirky “flattened” design with a 3D popping head, shocked googly eyes, and a fluffy flat body to hold your favorite tumbler. It is the perfect ugly-cute desk accessory, a fantastic conversation starter, and a funny, functional gift for anyone who needs a laugh with their morning coffee.
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Description
☕️ A Hilarious Coffee Break!
Welcome to the magic of functional handmade comedy. We lovingly designed this crochet squirrel coaster to bring a highly unexpected, hilarious twist to your daily coffee routine. If you are looking for an everyday desk accessory that sparks instant laughter and stands out from boring mass-produced cork mats, you have found it. Every single stitch tells a story of playful craftsmanship and unadulterated joy.
🐿️ The Story Behind the Squished Squirrel
Historically, squirrels are known as energetic, fast-moving little gatherers. We decided to capture one in a moment of pure, comedic exaggeration! This brave little woodland friend has humorously “sacrificed” itself—flattening its body to protect your precious wooden desk from hot mugs and water rings. By blending this bold, slapstick design with traditional crochet techniques, we created a practical coaster that doubles as a piece of desktop comedy. It represents an unapologetic sense of humor and the joy of not taking life too seriously.
🧶 Exquisite Details & Quirky Design
Our adorable “squished” squirrel is bursting with personality. Here is what makes this coaster truly special:
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The 3D Illusion: While the body and tail are crocheted perfectly flat to act as a functional coaster, the head is a 3D amigurumi piece that pops up right next to your cup, making it look like it’s peeking out from under the weight!
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Derpy Expression: Features hilarious, wide-set googly eyes and a slightly open mouth, perfectly capturing the comedic “Oh no!” moment.
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Functional Art: Thick enough to protect your desk from scratches, spills, and heat, yet quirky enough to make you smile every time you lift your mug.
🎁 Perfect For
Whether you are designing a fun workspace or searching for a hilarious gift, this squirrel coaster is a wonderful choice. Specifically, it is perfect for:
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Office Desk Decor: The ultimate funny companion for your workday hydration routine that will definitely make your coworkers laugh.
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Gag Gifts & White Elephant: A unique, handmade, and highly memorable gift for friends who appreciate quirky, internet-culture-inspired humor.
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Coffee & Tea Lovers: Add a massive dopamine boost to your morning brew!
Production Time
Please note that great art takes time. Because each squirrel coaster is 100% handcrafted with meticulous attention to detail, please allow 15-25 business days for your unique piece to be crocheted and assembled before shipping.
Additional information
| Weight | 200 g |
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Shipping & Return Policy
✈️ Shipping & Delivery
Orders are shipped from mainland China，Estimated delivery times:
- USA: 7–15 business days
⚠️ Please double-check your shipping address before submitting your order. Once the item has shipped, the address cannot be changed. We are not responsible for delays or lost packages caused by incorrect addresses.
Once the order has been shipped, we will provide a tracking number for your reference.
Shipping time may vary due to customs, weather, or local delivery conditions. Please order in advance if time-sensitive.
📌 customers from outside the US region please contact us to place an order.
🔁 Return & refund Policy
Each item is custom-made by hand, and we do not accept returns or exchanges unless the product arrives damaged or defective.
To request a replacement or refund, please:
- Contact us within 72 hours of delivery
- Provide a full unboxing video as proof
- Describe the issue in detail, with supporting photos or video
Our products are handcrafted, and minor irregularities or handmade marks are natural and part of the charm. These are not considered quality issues.
